Random Quotes

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like.

Margaret Mead

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

You may be more social now but I don't know if I like your company any better.

Jerry English

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bette Midler

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Ann Landers